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Tuesday, February 17, 2004

Diet Coke with Lime

Subject: RE: Coca-Cola Web Form
Date: 2/17/2004, 7:55 AM
From: Coca-Cola Support
To: Jerry J. Davis

Thank you for contacting The Coca-Cola Company, Mr. Davis. We are always thrilled to hear from loyal consumers and are glad that you took the time to share your comments about diet Coke with Lime.

As a consumer-oriented Company, feedback from our consumers is extremely important to us. We certainly appreciate your taking the time to sample the product and share your kind words with us. Comments like yours are a positive reinforcement of the quality and refreshment we work hard to achieve.

Again, we appreciate your loyalty and patronage. If you have additional questions or comments, please feel free to contact us again. Best wishes!

Christine
Industry and Consumer Affairs
The Coca-Cola Company

-----Original Message-----

From: Jerry J. Davis
Sent: 2/16/2004 10:43:02 AM
To: "Coca-Cola Support"
Subject: Coca-Cola Web Form

Your new Diet Coke with Lime is the best thing since the first amoeba sloshed out of the ancient ocean and discovered the taste of air. It's like sex on the beach with the entire female cast of Baywatch. It's better than going to a large arena and watching machines crush each other then explode. The taste makes me want to jump and sing and dance the cha-cha.

Could you add some rum to it, though? And not tell anyone?

Sincerely,

Jerry J. Davis

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