Big Fat Viagra Pens
9:36 am - Waiting at my doctor's office, staring at a box of Viagra tissues next to the magazines on the table. I keep thinking, there has to be at least 10 really funny jokes in that, somewhere. Viagra tissues. Yeah. It's comedy waiting to happen.
There are also big, fat, Viagra pens, but that's too easy.
On the receptionist's counter sits a beautiful blue Zoloft clock. There's a joke in there somewhere, as well. I can feel it.
If Zoloft is supposed to make you happy, why did they color the clock blue?
10:21 am - My doctor is very happy with me. My weight is down, my blood pressure is down, and all my tests came out fine. So ... why did I go to the doctor? I'm healthy! Hah hah.
End Of The Day: At Home - The house sale didn't happen yet again, but it will "any day now." Wee. It's getting frustrating, my friends. It really is.
There are also big, fat, Viagra pens, but that's too easy.
On the receptionist's counter sits a beautiful blue Zoloft clock. There's a joke in there somewhere, as well. I can feel it.
If Zoloft is supposed to make you happy, why did they color the clock blue?
10:21 am - My doctor is very happy with me. My weight is down, my blood pressure is down, and all my tests came out fine. So ... why did I go to the doctor? I'm healthy! Hah hah.
End Of The Day: At Home - The house sale didn't happen yet again, but it will "any day now." Wee. It's getting frustrating, my friends. It really is.
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