You know what I hate? I hate having someone walk up, talking to me, and I have no idea what they're talking about, and I feel I've missed something and am revealing my stupidity, and then it turns out the person isn't even talking to me. There's a wire sticking out of the person's ear leading down to a hidden mobile phone.

Man, I really hate that.

My new mobile phone came with one of those wires.

I love it.